Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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