the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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