the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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