id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
