I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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