Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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