All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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