There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Holy shit dude........stairs
dude. I can hear the air.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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