Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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