Small penises have feelings too.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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