Nicole vs. Life
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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