Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This is my gift to your gina
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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