wakey wakey hands off snakey
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
what day is it and did you see me today?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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