real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
