I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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