we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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