Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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