that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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