belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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