hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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