I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
