that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she smelled like a LAN party
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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