Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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