ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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