The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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