My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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