NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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