so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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