what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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