no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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