Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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