Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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