Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
