party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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