Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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