He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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