it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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