Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Holy sore nipples Batman
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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