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Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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