Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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