well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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