In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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