Pappa wants mamma naked
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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