Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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