I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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