i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so that wasnt chicken after all
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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