she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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