i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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