just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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