'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
