Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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