just come out here and I will go home with you...
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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