i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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