Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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