time to smoke my breakfast
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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