wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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